Charlotte: You exchanged keys, that's big!
Carrie: No, that's the opposite of Big.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned gal. I prefer calling and hanging up. --Carrie

Maybe the best any of us can do is not quit, play the hand we've been given and accessorize the outfit we've got. -- Carrie

If it's so hard to get pregnant, how do you account for the number of crying children on planes? -- Samantha

Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be. -- Carrie

Charlotte: Maybe we should get married.
Trey: Alrighty.

It's not baggage, it's Biggage. -- Carrie

I once was broken up with by a guy's doorman. 'Miss Hobbes, Jonathan won't be coming down. Ever.' -- Miranda

We were having one of those great first dates you can only have when it's not an actual date. -- Carrie

Don't play 'hard to get' with a man who's hard to get. -- Samantha

I'm good at crossword puzzles; I'm not so good at people puzzles. -- Carrie

Charlotte: I can't believe you would actually consider having a boob job.
Miranda: I can't believe you went to Planet Hollywood.

Charlotte, you're a MacDougal now! -- Bunny, after Charlotte is found kissing the gardener

Charlotte: Do you think I'm a whore?
Samantha: Oh, please! If you're a whore, what does that make me?

Charlotte: We're having Trey's sperm tested.
Miranda: Is it not doing well in school?

Aidan: Well, if Miranda doesn't want the kid, can't she just give it to Charlotte?
Carrie: No ... it's not like a sweater.

I have to hand it to you, kid. Most people come to Paris to fall in love. You came and got slapped. -- Big

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter. -- Carrie

We're not barren; we're reproductively challenged!. -- Charlotte

Every day, millions of people suffer from monogamy. There is no known cure. -- Carrie

My parents believe that any head problem could be solved with physical exercise. That's why all of us are really good tennis players. -- Charlotte

The ratio of women to men in this city is huge. All they have to do is sit outside, have a beer and wait for the Jessicas and Susans to come to them. -- Miranda

All women really want is to be rescued. -- Charlotte

I write about sex, not love. What do I know about love? -- Carrie

I've been dating since I was 15! WHERE IS HE? -- Charlotte

Maybe the best any of us can do is not quit, play the hand we've been given and accessorize what we've got. -- Carrie

He raped my face! I am never dating again. -- Charlotte

I'm a trisexual. I'll try anything once. -- Samantha

Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic. -- Miranda

Vagina weights? Honey, my vagina waits for no man. -- Samantha

That's the thing about needs. Sometimes when you get them met, you don't need them anymore. -- Carrie