Looking for Simpsons love?

A. You speak Klingon.
B. MacGyver rocks your world.
C. Three is not a crowd for you.
D. You think headphones are sexy.
E. You assign detention just to have company.
F. When you're not drunk, you like highly adventurous activities like flying helicopters.

A. You like a guy that's close to his mom.
B. You dig men who drive big vehicles.
C. Most of your dates do not measure up to issue 28 of Radioactive Man.
D. Twins are hot. Period.
E. You need someone who doesn't mind your "mother issues."
F. You like a man that can drink his weight, plus yours, and maybe a couple of those people at the end of the bar.

A. You want a guy who owns his own business.
B. You think iguanas are cuddly.
C. You want to be serenaded with a killer rock ballad.
D. Your perfect date ends with a belch and a nice front yard where you pass out.
E. Your favorite dinner is made by Chef Lonely Heart.
F. You love to be in a position of authority and command respect from children. If not respect, then fear.